let's find that exit they call Paradise.

vapor / laurel / kelbris / any variations of.
twenty-three.
any pronouns [typically she/her is used but i don't mind others]
cst timezone.

about

you can call me vapor, kelbris, laurel, or any variations of.
i am apathetic about gender and pronouns. honestly you're free to call me whatever floats your boat.
homosexual. amanda young from saw was my awakening.
cst timezone.
23 y/o ; august 28th.---i don't mind dms, i just might be more straightforward or quiet with some people more than others.
no dni. we block and/or ignore like men.
honestly, though, not much bothers me. i am pretty stone-faced.
will be upfront, though -- i do not want to interact with you if you sexualize children.
i generally do not use tone tags or anything of the sort. too many to keep up with, but if you want me to use them with you, you can just ask. i don't mind if you use them with me, either.
i don't do well with venting in my dms. it's not that i don't care, it's more that i unintentionally kind of come across as flat, blunt, or unfeeling. sowwy.---i am an intj-t and 6w5. also here's my birth chart.
i don't really believe in these sorts of things. it's just for fun.

TOS:
> I accept payment via PayPal invoices.
> I have the right to refuse any commission for any reason.
> My limit is 4,000 words per commission.
> The turn-around time for commissions will be roughly 1-3 months, give or take considering how long the piece you ordered may be, but I usually shouldn't go past two months.
> I appreciate being in contact through Discord, as a way of easy, fast communication as I work, but this is not required. [My Discord is Vapor#7279]
> For personal reasons, I will not allow minors [under 18] to commission me with real life currency.
> If you do not like the end result, you will not be refunded, because my time and energy cannot be refunded. I will only do refunds if I cannot or do not want to finish your commission. Please communicate with me what you do not like about the process so that we can both walk away happy.
> If I write over the designated word count, you do not have to pay extra.
> I may write two drafts for you -- a first draft I will send for you to look over and point out adjustments/errors for me to correct, and a second final draft that I will give larger, plot-changing edits to.
> If you do not need these "big" fixes for your commission's first draft, then I will not do a second draft of your commission.
>You may also ask for a free second draft whether or not you need fixes.
> I will, however, send you frequent updates as I write the first draft for you to look at as well.
> You must send full payment to me either upfront or at the halfway mark of your commission. Only then will I begin or continue working.

WILLS, FAVORITES, LIMITS:Favorite Subjects and Themes:
> Gore, character death [of any kind and to no limit as of now; surgery scenes, violence, etc.]
> Angst, hurt/comfort [and some exploration of sensitive themes, feel free to ask if you're unsure]
> F/F Couples
> First-person POVs
> Third-person POVsWill Write:
> NSFW; sexual content [18+ ONLY]
> M/F Couples
> M/M Couples
> Fandom content; fan OCs x canon; canon x canon [ask if your desired media is something I can write]
> Second-person POVs
> Character profiles
> PoetryWill NOT Write:
> Sexual content featuring underage characters [under and/or look 18; won't do "age-ups"]
> Incestual content [includes characters that could be considered family, ie step-siblings and adoptive siblings]
> Rape scenes, sexual crimes [I am fine with characters discussing/referencing this in writing]
> Works depicting real-life people [whether alive, deceased, or parodies]Will Cost More:
> Chaptered stories [based on chapter length + 10% price increase per chapter]
> Fetishes such as vore, waste-related, inflation, teratophilia, titillagnia [double the NSFW option's price]

PRICING:
> Additional drafts [more than two] are 10% of the option's price per draft.
> You may ask for pet site pricing equivalents for SFW pieces.
> Feel free to ask about prices if you are unsure. You can also refer to this website if there is a discount.

PRICE TABLE [SFW]

PRICE TABLE [NSFW]

PRICE TABLE [MISCELLANEOUS]